I like Emperor's New Groove. I love the character designs and I think the writing was great. My mom just loves Kronk. So we rented Kronk's New Groove, which I knew would be terrible but to be honest was a little curious about. It was... so horrible I was uncomfortable watching it. Seriously, unrelentingly terrible. I only watched the first 40 minutes, and in that first half I was taken off guard twice: firstly, a fucking parody of Gollum, and secondly, a part that actually was sorta clever and funny.

Today I was watching the Disney channel out of lack of anything better to do and there were ads for a new ENG show called Emperor's New School. Wait, wait. I thought the film did poorly in theatres, so why all this shit? WHY?!

Oh well, it can't be as bad as the sequel.